Food and Drink

Klingon Basic Conversation 1

Chapter 8 ยท Food & Drink at the Feast Hall

๐Ÿท Food & Drink at the Feast Hall โ€” Soj

A cafรฉ in the human sense does not exist here: Klingons feast. By the end of this chapter you will be able to say what you want to eat and drink, ask what someone wants, praise a dish, and shout the commands "Eat!" and "Drink!". The chapter adapts the usual cafรฉ situation to the feast hall, as agreed in the course outline. The grammar is the same: object, then verb, with the prefixes you know.

โ‘  Ordering โ€” HIq vIneH

A: nuqneH. What do you want?
B: 'Iw HIq vIneH. I want bloodwine.
A: majQa'! Well done!

โ‘ก Do You Eat Gagh? โ€” gagh DaSop'a'?

A: gagh DaSop'a'? Do you eat gagh?
B: HIja', gagh vISop. Yes, I eat gagh.
A: Qapla'! Success!

โ‘ข Water? โ€” bIQ?

A: bIQ DaneH'a'? Do you want water?
B: ghobe'! HIq vIneH. No! I want ale.
A: majQa'. Well done.

โ‘ฃ Praising the Food โ€” Soj QaQ

A: Soj QaQ'a'? Is the food good?
B: HIja'. Soj QaQ. Yes. The food is good.
A: majQa'! Well done! (to the cook)

โ‘ค Commands โ€” yISop! yItlhutlh!

A: yISop! Eat!
B: yItlhutlh! Drink!
A: Qapla'! Success!

โ‘ฅ A Toast โ€” tlhIngan maH!

A: tItlhutlh! Drink! (to everyone)
B: tlhIngan maH! We are Klingons!
A: Qapla'! Success!

๐Ÿ—๏ธ Key Phrases โ€” Gravaj Hol

Klingon has no formal and informal "you", and no "please", so the table gives only the blunt forms.

SituationKlingonSay itNote
I want bloodwine'Iw HIq vIneH.'Iw HIq vi-neHobject, then verb
Do you want water?bIQ DaneH'a'?bIQ Da-neH-'a'
I eat gaghgagh vISop.gagh vi-Sop
The food is goodSoj QaQ.Soj QaQdescribing verb after the noun
Eat! (one person)yISop!yi-SopyI- command
Drink! (several people)tItlhutlh!ti-tlhutlhtI- command to a group
Well done! (praise)majQa'!maj-Qa'the answer to a good dish

Three verbs, each with the prefixes you know (vI- I โ†’ it, Da- you โ†’ it, nothing for he or she โ†’ it):

VerbI โ†’ ityou โ†’ ithe / she โ†’ it
Sop (eat)vISopDaSopSop
tlhutlh (drink)vItlhutlhDatlhutlhtlhutlh
neH (want)vIneHDaneHneH
No "Please" โ€” Use a Command A command uses the prefix yI- (one person) or tI- (several): yISop!, tItlhutlh!. In Klingon this is not rude, because there is no softer way to say it. The one way to add respect is the honorific -neS (Klingon Grammar 1, Chapter 7).

๐Ÿ“– Vocabulary โ€” Vortaro

20 key words. The Say it column shows the syllables.

#KlingonSay itEnglishType
1SojSojfoodnoun
2gaghgaghgagh (serpent worms)noun
3HIqHIqalenoun
4'Iw'Iwbloodnoun
5'Iw HIq'Iw HIqbloodwinenoun
6bIQbIQwaternoun
7chabchabpienoun
8SopSopeatverb
9tlhutlhtlhutlhdrinkverb
10neHneHwantverb
11yI-yI-command prefix (one person)prefix
12tI-tI-command prefix (several)prefix
13QaQQaQbe goodadj
14majQa'maj-Qa'well donephrase
15Qapla'Qap-la'successphrase
16nuqneHnuq-neHwhat do you want?phrase
17HIja'HI-ja'yesphrase
18ghobe'gho-be'nophrase
19maHmaHwepron
20-'a'-'a'question suffixsuffix
Culture โ€” Gagh, Served Live gagh is the classic Klingon dish, served live because freshness is the point. The polite thing to say about it is Soj QaQ "the food is good", ideally with your mouth full. Water (bIQ) is for ships' coolant and nervous diplomats: a Klingon asks for 'Iw HIq.
The Word for "Feast Hall" The Klingon words for a hall or a table are not ones I could confirm, so this chapter does not use one. You can say where you are with the place words from Chapter 4 (naDev "here") and the food with the words above.

๐Ÿ“œ Reading โ€” LaD

A short text using only words you know.

gagh vISop. 'Iw HIq vItlhutlh. Soj QaQ. majQa'! I eat gagh. I drink bloodwine. The food is good. Well done!

True or false? (a) The speaker eats gagh. (b) The speaker drinks water. (c) The food is good. (d) The speaker is angry.

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(a) True. (b) False: 'Iw HIq vItlhutlh "I drink bloodwine". (c) True: Soj QaQ. (d) False: majQa'! is praise.

โœ๏ธ Try It Yourself โ€” Ekzercoj

Say each answer out loud first, then click to check.

1. Say "I want bloodwine" and "I want food".

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'Iw HIq vIneH. ยท Soj vIneH.

2. Ask "do you eat gagh?" and answer "no".

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gagh DaSop'a'? ยท ghobe'.

3. Order a friend to eat, then a group to drink.

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yISop! ยท tItlhutlh!

4. Say "the food is good" and ask whether it is.

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Soj QaQ. ยท Soj QaQ'a'?

5. Say "I drink water" and "I do not want water".

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bIQ vItlhutlh. ยท bIQ vIneHbe'.

6. Say "we eat gagh" (we โ†’ it is wI-).

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gagh wISop.

Coming Up in Chapter 9 Trade and prices: buying, selling and exchanging, asking how much, and haggling Klingon style.